Looksmaxxing Myths, Rated
The looksmaxxing world is full of confident claims. Here they are, rated against the evidence — with a route to what actually works next to each. Some of these are just unproven; some are dangerous, and we say so plainly rather than pretending there are two sides.
Not supported· human dataMewing (tongue-on-palate) reshapes an adult jawlineThe American Association of Orthodontists says there's no clinical evidence that tongue posture reshapes the adult facial skeleton. Posture won't move bone.
Instead → The parts of your appearance you can actually change
Not supported· human data'Bone smashing' — hitting your face to sharpen the boneDangerous and unsupported. Blunt facial trauma fractures bone and damages nerves; it does not remodel a sharper jaw. Documented hospitalisations. Never do this.
Instead → Health-framed changes that actually work
Not supported· human data'Tanmaxxing' — deliberate UV and Melanotan for a better lookUV tanning devices are Group 1 carcinogens; Melanotan is unlicensed with melanoma case reports. A tan is DNA damage, not a glow-up.
Marketing claim· human dataMouth-taping at night for a better jaw and sleepA 2025 systematic review found limited benefit and a real asphyxiation risk for anyone with nasal obstruction. Loud snoring or gasping needs a doctor, not tape.
Instead → Sleep environment — what actually helps
Not supported· human dataSARMs are a safe 'research chemical' shortcut to a physiqueThe FDA links SARMs to life-threatening reactions including liver injury and raised heart-attack and stroke risk, and warns consumers to stop using them.
Instead → The boring, effective route: training, protein and sleep
Written and reviewed by Mathew Beale — MSc Biotechnology, University of Reading.
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